one time one of my best friends who was a female (and i had a crush on her) passed me a note in math class and i got really nervous and didn’t open it until after class and it said “can i borrow a pencil” and she got a 0 on the classwork that day
hOW DID IT SAY CAN I BORROW A PENICL IF SHE DIDTN HAVE A PENCIL
okay i really have no Idea why i”m fogoing through the “gif” tag on tumblr tHERE’S SO WEIRD SHIT IN THERE and it makes me nauseous how do you even spell it
and then there’s stuff like this
and all is well
wow i need to go to sleep
So I saw this on Tickld and couldn’t stop laughing :)
Magnetic Thinking Putty
can I have this as a pet I mean just think about it
you have a little aquarium with magnets hidden in the top on a little motor that move around and the putty like, reaches up for it and follows it around
then when your family comes to visit they see it and ask what it is and you just sort of stare at them until they get nervous and tell them that you used to have a bird but then one day you found this black stuff on the ground by a bunch of feathers
then you tell them it likes to get out of it’s tank sometimes and you have to catch it before it goes after the neighbor’s children
wait I think I got sidetracked
ok but
I laughed just a little too hard I think
my life.
grandma just hold the fuckin leg do u wanna be tumblr famous or not
[Source: “【腐向け】くるくるバニーちゃん” by 意図@pixiv]
